“Four things define a man: his car, his house, his wife and his shoes”

Your car isn`t just a valuable asset, an important part of your patrimony, it also says a lot about you.

Depending on the make, the color, the size and even the shape, an assertive analysis of your

personality can be made. We all know the colors symbolism (red=passion, blue=serenity,

black=death or evil, etc., etc.); we also have heard about the relationship between the car size and

certain physical deficiencies; some type of cars, like sportive convertibles, are associated to midlife

crisis, and some to certain professions, the thing is that, with just a glare and depending on the

analyst`s eye, an accurate radiography of your character, age, habits and lifestyle can be portrayed;

For instance, if you own a red convertible, two seats, turbocharged, here`s what they`d say about

you:

Psychologist: “A typical example of a mature man (retired or about to be), who has gone through a

psychological distress triggered by a significant event in his life and is now determined to break

chains and enjoy a newfound freedom, burning all his cartridges before reaching his golden years”.

Banker: “I guess this man used to be a good prospect, financially speaking, but has probably lost

half of his capital to an ugly divorce and will lose the remaining balance at the hands of a bimbo. I

definitely won`t risk giving him a loan”.

Car Mechanic: “Dude, this fellow is my hero; I bet he sleeps with a different woman every day”.

Priest:” This is a lost sheep, doomed by lust and arrogance. Lord, have mercy of his soul”.

Now, if you drive a white sedan, 5 seats, electric–powered you will be classified as conservative,

married, with one or two kids, an office job and average income, who goes to church every Sunday.

You probably wash your car on weekends and have never cheated on your wife (only in your

thoughts).

Are you the kind of guy who drives a black 5.3L, 8 cylinders, 533 hp pick-up truck? You are a tough,

hardworking man with a dark side (¿violent? ¿Anarchist?), a heavy beer-drinker and a lone wolf,

intransigent and stubborn. Don`t care about appearances, strength and power mean everything to

you. Touchy when the word “size” is brought-up.

Drive an ultra-small electric car? You are probably single, in your mid 20`s or 30`s, a fierce cannabis

defender with environmental ideas, still living with your parents, a teacher perhaps or a musician,

no solid romantic relationships, except with your dog who adores you and vice versa.

A classic Volkswagen beetle: You are definitely old! drive an inch from the steering wheel and wear

thick eyeglasses; a widower and maybe a Vietnam veteran; hate gay people and today`s politicians.

You have the solution to all the country`s problems. Newspaper and magazine hoarder. Are you a my–car–is–a–mess guy? Trash, papers, empty beer cans and soda bottles everywhere?

Psychologists say this is an insecure personality, afraid of changes, of being forgotten or forget,

afraid of deprivation. You expect your loved ones to let you down, never express your needs directly.

Driving a rickety old family car? You might be suffering from the Diogenes Syndrome (disorder

characterized by extreme self-neglect, social withdrawal and lack of shame).

Whatever it is that you drive, keep your ride in good conditions.

Here are some car maintenance tips:

· Inspect your tires

· Verify fluids (oil and coolant)

· Change air filters

· Test lights (headlights, turn signals, brake and parking)

· Replace windshield wipers

· Check battery performance

· Have your brakes tested

M&M VEHICLE TRANSPORT wishes you a Merry Christmas full of love and joy. !Happy Holidays!